Thursday, December 10, 2009

Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more about MATT DILLON? that includes these phrases?

(Okay...here's the deal...Sunshine(me)Chola(Manure girl) and Hi Ho Silva Away, are all after Matt Dillon,U.S Marshal. We have all written stories about him. Read our Q's and A's and you will get a real chuckle. One thing...Sunshine REALLY loves him,damn it. These two chicks PLUS Miss Kitty have GOT to GO!!!)



1. If you touch him again, I may have to kill you!



2. Doc shook his head.......Matt, WHERE do you find the stamina?



3. When was the last time you had a bubble bath?



4. STOP giving him that "come hither" look.



5. OMG.......she locked me in the closet......HELP!!!!



6. Matt has eyes ONLY for dear,sweet little Miss Sunshine......



SO BACK OFF *****!!



Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more about MATT DILLON? that includes these phrases?opera ticket



“Matt has eyes ONLY for dear, sweet little Miss Sunshine…SO BACK OFF ****!!”, Miss Sunshine growled at Silva and Chola. “I’m telling you right now, if you touch him again, I may have to kill you” she continued. Miss Kitty is finally out of the picture, at least temporarily, because she left town to go to visit family, and now I have to put up with the antics of these two, Miss Sunshine pondered. Life sure wasn’t fair when it came to love. For quite awhile, the only person who was interested in the Marshal was Miss Kitty. However, that all changed when Miss Sunshine came to town. Then it changed again when Chola and Silva caught sight of him. With all of these women running after the Marshal, one would wonder why he was still available.



Matt and Doc, continued to sit at one of the tables at the saloon and just watched the women verbally fight. Doc shook his head…”Matt, WHERE do you find the stamina?” he asked. “To tell the truth Doc, it’s beginning to wear me out.” At first it was flattering, but now Miss Sunshine is getting mighty brazen and I’m getting a little concerned that she might actually hurt someone, me especially.” “You do remember just the other day she threatened to castrate me.” Just then, their attention was again drawn to the fighting trio, because someone had thrown a drink across the room.



“OKAY, that’s enough said the barkeep.” “I want you three out of here until you learn to get along together.” Chola and Silva, being saloon dancers, headed up the stairs to their rooms. Miss Sunshine, apparently not finished with her fight, followed them into Silva’s room. “I’m telling you both, to STOP giving him that “Come hither” look” said Miss Sunshine. “With all of the available men in Dodge, why you both had to set your claws on Matt, I’ll never know” Miss Sunshine said. “Why don’t you flirt with Festus or Quint and leave the Marshal to a real woman?”



No sooner had the words escaped her mouth, when the two younger women reached out and pushed Miss Sunshine into the waiting bath that was set up in the room. “When was the last time you had a bubble bath?” asked Chola. “Hopefully the water is cool enough to turn off the fire of desire that you have for the Marshall” said Silva. Miss Sunshine was stunned, soaked and smoking. These two hussies were NOT going to come between her and the Marshal. She sloshed here way out of the tub and made a grabbed for Chola. Silva, seeing what was happened, was quick enough to open the closet door and pushed Miss Sunshine into the opened closet, then shut and locked the door behind her.



Through the door, Miss Sunshine could hear the other two laughing as they exited the room. “OMG….she locked me in the closet…HELP” cried Miss Sunshine, but no one was around to hear her. Meanwhile, Chola and Silva had joined the others in the saloon. Matt immediately noticed that Miss Sunshine was missing and asked what had happened to her. “She’s cooling off a bit in my closet” chuckled Silva.



Silva and Chola would have liked to continue to flirt with the Marshal, but they needed to go on stage and perform. As they left, Matt put down his beer and told Doc that he better go free Miss Sunshine.



When he entered the room, he didn’t hear anything coming from the closet. “Sunshine, are you in here” he called out. He didn’t get a response. He walked over to the closet and found that the door was indeed locked. Slowly, he turned the key and the door opened. There slumped on the floor, sound asleep, was the soaking wet Miss Sunshine. Matt stood there for a moment and watched her. She sure was pretty and peaceful. He finally reached over and lifted her from the closet floor and carried her to the bed. Gently, he laid her down and covered her with the blankets. He then bent down and kissed her on the forehead, and left the room. He knew better than to be there when she woke up, as she would certainly be madder then a cat caught in a trap.



Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more about MATT DILLON? that includes these phrases?pacific theater opera theaterMiss Marilynn, you do tell a mean tale!!!!! I do think that you 'not so secretly' have the hots for the Marshall yourself!!! Report It


Shoot...I missed that altogether....YOU have the hots for MY MAN????



If this be true.....tomorrow....high noon......Main street. Report It


Beware, the dancers might "accidentally" fall off the stage and Sunshine could find herself kidnapped by outlaws, thus removing each from the story. If something like that were to occur, I might be forced to get friendly with the good Marshal. Report It


You are giving me an ulcer....can't you just find your own man?



Ohhhh,my stomach...."Is there a doctor in the house?" Report It


Ohhh - there's an idea, maybe Sunshine will see the light and start focusing her attention on the Doc. I'll pair Silva up with maybe the barkeep or possibly a bank robber (would serve you both right). Oh the possibilities. Report It


I think I shall leave the Doc to you "Nurse Marilynn"!! (see chola's latest question!!)AND.....If you tire of him, I hear festus is still unspoken for! Report It


Sunshine if you touch him again, I may have to kill you laughs Miss kitty. Mat went to the doctors office and the Doc shook his head.... Mat, where do you find the stamina? to be with Miss Kitty.Mat goes home to find Miss Kittty there and she asks When was the last time you had a bubble bath giving him the come hither look. Sunshine then flies off in a panic knowing something has happened to her beloved she enters the room and she yell's Matt and he says OMG..... She locked me in the closet..... Help!!!! Matt has eyes ONLY for dear, sweet little Miss Sunshine....So BACK OFF ****!
Who is Matt Dillion?
It sounds like a great bundle of fun but I can't seem to focus on such a long topic..........Ok...It sucks! Sorry to put it out like that but....I could see if it was a contest but........It's too strange.
no sorry
SNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding or just obsessed?
The day started off the same for Matt. He went downstairs and shook his magic eight ball and it said "When was the last time you had a bubble bath?". Furious at the 8-ball he went on yahoo answers and asked for a way to free the world of 8-balls. Noticing that Matt had 2 balls of his own he ran to the doctors wearing nothing but a man thong. The doctor open the door to his cave and let him in. Doc shook his head "Matt, where do you find the stamina". Matt said "Its these damn balls doc" I shake them in the morning and they say mean things to me. I want to get rid of them but I dont know how. I run out of anger!" The doc reached out and grabbed his balls from him and said "These 8-balls are mighty heavy" as he turned away and started rubbing them. "I have to go doc" Matt said as he turned and left the cave.



Matt went back to Yahoo answers and saw that Rico had posted on his answer. "Rico only play with his own balls" Rico said. Taking a cue from Rico, Matt went to the mirror and started talking in the third person. Matt touched his shoulder and said "Matt has eyes only for dear sweet little Miss Sunshine" as the dog came up and bit his butt, "Back off starstarstarstar". Matt went to the closest to get his bright purple camoflage suit out when the door shut. "The dog!" Matt said "OMG... She locked me in the closet, Matt doesnt like this!"



Just then the door flew open and Miss Sunshine was yelling at the dog "Touch him again, I may have to kill you!" as she was waving around a hairdryer franticaly. The dog turned and licked it butt "Stop giving Matt the come hither look dog!". Matt turned and said "Matt likey!!" and they did it.. Their hair that is..

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